I will hug you, but I’m not a hugger.
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
Making friends references around Taylor or Lauren
I recognize actors/actresses solely because they appeared on a single episode of friends over ten years ago
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row